20 December 2009

Album review: Namie Amuro - Past < Future

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Album review: Namie Amuro - Past Future

To say I was excited when I heard Namie was releasing a new album in time for Christmas and the new year would be an understatement. Because when Namie releases a new album, I play the hell out of it. Queen of Hip-Pop got rinsed like Colgate mouthwash. And I thank God for mp3 ripping. Otherwise my CD copy of Play would have had the data played right off of it! After checking in some serious listens with Namie's Past < Future. I think I've got another album that needs playing to death on my hands. I love this woman.

One thing that Namie knows how to do is hit square between the eyes with a smooth catchy number with a chorus that worms it's way into your head and takes up residence there. Past < Future is an album full of catchy numbers. "Put 'em up", "WoWa", "Can't sleep, can't eat, I'm sick" - not even near the tip of the iceberg.

As has been the case with many of Namie's albums: she keeps things moving with the uptempo's. And her latest effort has to feature some of her hottest bangers to date.

"Copy that" is pop perfection. Namie hasn't done a song this frivalous, catchy and sweet since her Queen of Hip-Pop release "WoWa". The retro instrumentations and 60's style vocal scats give this song an instant sense of familiarity. Whilst throwing in enough tricks of the new millennium to give it a current feel. The song features just enough English and repetition that you can sing along to the bulk of it. It's a real shame it wasn't released as a single, as it has 'hit' written all over it. I still sit in marvel as how the hell producer T. Kura managed to throw a hip-hop beat at the end of this song, complete with a snare pattern snatched straight outta Bangladesh's "A Milli" and "Diva".

"Bad habit" starts off sounding like some whack copy of a US R&B club record. But once the synths on verses and the chorus kick in, the song takes off into something hot. The song has that same dark, ominous feel that Play's "Full moon" had. Only with some Bryan Michael-Cox like production tricks thrown in and a bit of an 80's vibe for extra kicks.

As with "Bad habit", "First timer" adopts an 80's vibe, but goes for a kitchen sink approach. Synths, 808's, bells, vocoders, auto-tune, record scratches, choppin' and screwin': the full nine! The production and the mixing on this song is crazy. It's like a Timbaland, Danja and Rodney Jerkins production all rolled into one, and then some! The song is BLAZING!! It does feature the dreaded auto-tune and a vocoder. But this is one of those rare occasions where I don't think the song could have worked without them. And the arrangements of the affected vocals are done in such a way that they become part of the music itself. Michico once again does the damn thing with the song writing and the vocal production. This chick is running things with the J-R&B game. She could teach bitches in America a thing or two.

T.Kura, Michico and Namie roll out the hotness straight after "First timer" with "Wild" - which is a full on pop club banger which commands that you dance every time it plays. As is the case for every single song Michico ends up writing, the chorus is stupidly infectious and features enough English for you to sing-a-long to. The woman's a bloody genius. Whenever I play this in the car I'm always singing along ♪ Legs, arms, shoulders, knees. Fingers, toes. Hips and belly. [My own made up Japanese] Let's get wild!!! ♪

Unfortunately Namie manages to fall off with a couple of her bangers, breaking the streak. Double hollered at Namie for a guest feature on her song "Black diamond". And now Double repays the favour by penning "Love game" for Namie. "Love game" has got just about enough going on for it to be likeable. But the chorus is a mess. It doesn't stick out and it causes the song to feel monotonous. "Steal my night" sounds like Queen of Hip-Pop's "Want me, want me" and "Queen of Hip-Pop" had sex with a really bad basement reggaeton record. The song is garbage, and is the worst song on the album by far.

Namie experiments with a wholly new sound with her non club bangin' uptempo's, with varying results of success. Namie's sound gets thrown back for "Fast car", with its burlesque inspired horns and piano. A down right funky song which grows you with each listen. "Dr." was not a song I liked at first. I guess loved "Wild" so much when it released as a double A-side along with "Dr." that I just disregarded it. But upon watching the music video, the song worked its magic on me - and now I love it! It's a complete shift in style for producer Nao'ymt. And it's unconventionalities are what make it stand out. Namie's voice does sound a bit too thin for the song. A vocalist with a stronger tone and more range such as Crystal Kay would've done wonders with it. But the production is so hot that Namie's vocal limitations won't be something that will flag itself. On the other side of the same coin is "Defend love" - which is being touted as the sequel to "Dr.". It has a similar other worldy vibe to it just as "Dr." did, but is much darker and harder hitting. The bridge section is stunning and there's so much going on with the song, that it never bores. "Shut up" is like "Top secret" with a much heavier rock influence. The music itself is well produced. But it's too much for Namie's vocals and she gets lost amidst the guitars, synths and bass lines. A song like this needed a much stronger vocalist with grit. Kumi Koda comes to mind. A good song that I think went to the wrong lady. Nao'ymt did a great job with the production though. I'm glad his fusion of pop and Rock didn't end with Play's "Violet sauce".

In a rather welcomed turn, Namie slows things down for two of the albums stand out cuts. "My love" sounds like Play's "Pink key", but with more bang and a beat that knocks harder. The song moulds to the template of many a mid-tempo R&B jam. Synths. Hard kicks. Some hand claps. And a bit of auto-tune. But it is a really nice song. Different, yet within the scope of something Namie would do. Up and coming producer Hiro did a great job with this song. He found his way onto my radar with Crystal Kay's "Help me out" from her Color change! album. And now "My love" has me waiting in the wings for future productions. He hits the bullseye with Namie's "My love". "The meaning of us" will please fans greatly, as it marks Namie's first full on ballad in a long, long while. The song is beautifully arranged. And Namie's voice exhibits a clarity and beauty that is often masked by the business of the production on her uptempo songs and the chronic layering of her vocals.

The songs on Past < Future are so well produced and catchy that (regardless of your Japanese proficiency) it's easy to latch onto songs and find something to like. And this is what makes this album a great starting point for Amuro-chan virgins. But being good bait for potential Amuro-chan lovers doesn't mean there's nothing for long term fans to enjoy. Namie does a great job of marrying what's she's done on her past two studio albums, with something new (which partly explains the album title) and fans will appreciate this given how good the resulting album is. But the album isn't perfect. Half of the album is comprised of perfectly produced songs, with another half that feels like it's playing catch up. The songs which are good and represent Namie's new style are amazing. But it's just a shame that this new style wasn't spread throughout more of the album. I personally feel like Namie could have put out a better album after a two year wait. But this album is good enough to suffice, and is her most polished album to date. It has a lot going for it, and features enough hot songs with lasting appeal to ensure they get spins for years.
Album highlights:
■ Fast car
■ Copy that
■ Love game
■ Bad habit
■ First timer
■ Wild
■ Dr.
■ My love
■ The meaning of love
■ Defend love

Namie music reviews: Single... 60s 70s 80s | Album... Play

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Bonus material: Lady Gaga featuring Rodney Jerkins - Reloaded

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Bonus material: Lady Gaga featuring Rodney Jerkins

I listened to The fame monster the other day, and I really liked it. So I find it odd and to be such a flippin' shame that a song this hot got left off of it, when it's better than some of the songs that made the cut.

Listen: Reloaded







© 2009 Interscope records, Universal music group / Kon Live distribution

Well I'll be damned! Did Rodney Jerkins just go and jack Timbo and Danja!? Me thinks he did! The production is as hot as hell. The only thing I think this song needed was more vocal effects and trickery. Yes, I said it. The same style of manipulation that Rodney went mad with on "Telephone" would've set this song off nicely and helped elevate the chorus. We could have done without Rodney's rap too, as it was garbage. But "Reloaded" is still a stupidly a hot song. Bitch was crazy to have left this off of The fame monster. I prefer this to "Telephone", which annoys me every time I hear it now.

I love how Rodney Jerkins productions tame Lady Gaga. Not in a restricted way. But in a way that strips her down and makes you realize that even without gimmicks, over done theatrics, lines about vertigo 'n disco sticks - that Lady Gaga can still hold a song and bring the heat. "Reloaded" is one of the few songs where Gaga sings throughout, with no semi shouting or chanting - and she sounds great for it.

Rodney Jerkins needs to be all up on Gaga's next release. Between RedOne, Rob Fusari, Rodney Jerkins and another helping from Teddy Riley - Gaga's next album would be insane.

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Music video: Gackt - Stay the ride alive

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Not Gackt's best song. I want to say I really like it, but something about the song feels off to me. Gackt sounds great. And the production on the music itself sounds great. I just don't think they sound great together. But as a Kamen rider theme it more than serves it's purpose.

The video was really simple, but it was well done. We even got some white and black people up in there! Okay. So it was one white man, and one old black man - and they appeared for all of half a second. But you gotta love miscellaneous white and black people appearing in J-videos.

Gackt has been looking more and more manly as of late. Ever since ditching the blonde hair he's been tapping into his masculinity. He looks better now than he ever did before. Another J-star in the game who just seems to look better and better with age.

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Kumi Koda gives it slow then fast for Best artist 2009

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Kumi Koda performs 'Ai no uta' and 'Lick me' on Best artist 2009

Our favourite J-Pop ho Kumi Koda put in a stint at the Best artist 2009 special, where she performed her 2007 hit single "Ai no uta" and her 'so popular that Kumi Koda can't seem to perform anything but' single "Lick me". As is always the case, Kumi looked hot, gave big smiles, sounded hot, worked some leg and some new hair that isn't hers.



I've always favoured Kumi Koda's slower songs over her up tempo's because they showcase her vocals better, and she never comes off like she's trying overly hard to be hip or compete with US Pop and R&B. "Ai no uta" is a nice song. It'll never get the same amount of love from me as the "Hands" and "You" (which are my favourite Kumi Koda songs that get played on a regular basis), but this performance of "Ai no uta" was really nice.

Kumi Koda is getting some serious air miles out of "Lick me". I still can't believe she's milking this shit when she's released a double A-single since it and has a new one set to drop in a few weeks time. I'm not sick of the song though, and by the looks of things: neither is Kumi. I usually tire pretty quickly of any single Kumi Koda releases. But "Lick me" is still a goer for me. I don't play it. But always sit through every performance Kumi does of the song, because she always performs it well, with slight variations here and there to help keep things fresh.

Somebody should have offered Kumi an award for not slipping and being laid out on the floor. Because the train on that dress could have caused some problems.

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Music video: Britney Spears - 3 (Director's cut)

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This is better then the original edit. But still a shoddier video than the song deserved. Britney was looking smokin' in the lace with the ice and hair did. It was the only get-up she was rocking where she looked like somebody in hair and make-up made an effort with her. I can't understand why the one setup where Britney looked best was taken out of the video.

I like how we got to see Britney's booty in close-up on the floor. I didn't realize what a hot booty Britney had until I saw it jiggle in the "Gimme more" video. Another instance of a hot Britney song not getting the music video it deserved.

"3" is such a hot song. I play it a heck of a lot. I just love the beat. Especially on the last run of the chorus where it starts knockin'.

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New music: Rhona Bennett featuring Brandy - First lady

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New music: Rhona Bennett featuring Brandy - First lady

R&B singer and former EnVoguer Rhona Bennett is out to make another attempt at solo stardom. Rhona strides in with Rodney Jerkins and Brandy in tow for her debut single, which is all about female empowerment. And the song manages to get that message across without so much of a mentioned of a Bentley Coups, n***a's with money or man hating. A real classy single. If a little boring.

Listen: First lady







The anticipation of R&B
© 2009 Copyright control

Brandy's part was the only thing about this song I really, really liked - because she threw down the ad-lib and vocal arrangement gauntlet in such a fashion. And I can never get enough of Brandy's tone. With that said, I do wonder why she was put on the song in the first place. She just comes and then goes.

I didn't think Rhona would have worked with Rodney Jerkins again after he went and signed her, produced an album for her, and then left her and her career by a skip like a broken garden chair. I loved her debut single "Satisfied" And play "The best of me" from time-to-time in the hopes that Rodney will throw it back to his classic Darkchild sound just ONCE.

I don't think Rhona will blow up big. But if her music is good, I'll check for it. It's nice to have another female in the game who can actually sing. Rhona's voice reminds me of Whitney's at times. So that's certainly an angle. Because Whitney can't do how Whitney did any more.

You can check out a cool interview of Rhona's here. She comes across as a really cool, down to earth person. Rhona has some credentials for somebody who isn't on some big, mass, well known scale.

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Music video: Namie Amuro - Defend love

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A continuation of the "Dr." music video, with the prospect of another follow up! I'm intrigued... The inclusion of the Gundam franchise was a bit unexpected. Although kinda cool, as the lead male pilots first name (Amuro) is the same as Namie's surname (Amuro!). I won't read into the Gundam feature too much. Seeing as Namie's inclusion of the Pink Panther in her "WoWa" music video and her Queen of Hip-Pop inlay was nothing more than the Pink Panther featuring in her music video and inlay.

As was the case with "Dr.", the music video made me like the song a lot more. I wasn't keen on the song until I saw this music video. Now I love it!

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17 December 2009

Music video: Ayumi Hamasaki - Ballad

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Robot face's facial expressions and the holding of her hand to her face got old quick, and made me want to throw up in a bucket. But this was a really good video which suited the song perfectly. Ayumi barely moved and you could count the setups on one hand. But it was a beautiful looking video which served its purpose to the song.

I've not enjoyed an Ayumi Hamasaki video this much since "Real me" - which is one of my faves from her: both song and video. I couldn't help but think of Final Fantasy X-2 when I first saw Ayumi in her garden island. It reminded me of Yuna in the Farplane. Yes. I'm a gamer and a bit of a Final Fantasy geek.

The one thing I like about whenever Ayumi releases a song that ties in with a film, product or drama: is that the music video is never a shameless plug for the product it's released for. And that the videos (for the most part) are conceptual.

I'm not a huge fan of Ayumi Hamasaki. But I do admire the creativity that goes into her music videos, and she's set her fair share of trends in the field. After her past few music videos looking pretty cheap and a little crap. It's nice to have a decent one.

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"Timbo put me on da map. Now you wanna say I ac' ♪ Braaaaan'Nuuuu ♪"

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Timbo & Bran'NuBrandy spoke to MTV at a launch party for Timbaland's Shock value II about her rapping ass alter ego Bran'Nu.

"What I'm doing on the album is a little bit different than what everybody knows me for. I'm rapping on the album. Timbaland endorsed that. He changed my name to Bran'Nu. He really gave me a shot to be different and be versatile. I can't thank him enough for that. This is a wonderful opportunity. I'm blessed to be here"

Many who peeped the production and song writing credits for Bran'Nu's contributions to Shock value II would have noticed 'B. Norwood' listed as a songwriter for "Meet in tha middle" and "Symphony". But Brandy confirms she ain't needing no ghost writer...

"I wrote my own verses. Anything I did, I wrote myself. It was a great experience. I got a chance to be another part of myself. He even allowed me to mix in the singing with the rapping. It feels good. It feels like this is what I'm supposed to do. This is a reinvention for me. I'm excited about it. [Rapping was] something I did for my friends and just played around on ideas and stuff like that. Timbaland [saw a video I'd posted on] YouTube. He called me. He was like, 'Yo, you have to do this. You have to come to the studio. Let's see how you sound.' So I went to the studio, and we did a smash. It was incredible. All I could think about was, 'I just wanna blow him away. I wanna make him proud, because I really wanna sign with Timbaland and spend the rest of my career making music with Tim.' It was an interesting process. Like I said, I'm excited. It's different from anything I've ever done. To be right by his side is amazing."

So Brandy co-wrote two songs for Shock value II! That's one more song than she wrote for Afrodisiac.

I wouldn't mind another Brandy and Tim album, given how amazing Afrodisiac was and still is. That album is a timeless classic. "Afrodisiac", "Who is she 2 U" and "Come as you are" are staples in my playlists. Brandy seems to be switching allegiances with the quickness though. It was only last year she was saying how she wanted to roll with Rodney 'til the wheels fell off. And now she's all up in Tim's passenger side. I honestly don't care, as long as Brandy drops a hot album. I'm wary of her working with Timbaland though, because I'm still not sold that he can give Brandy the same level of consistent hotness that he gave her for Afrodisiac. Because Tim did NOT put a foot wrong with that album.

It's great to know she still seems to have that hunger to want to make music. I just hope she doesn't limit herself with producers. She needs to stay having Eric Hudson and Bryan Michael-Cox by her side, because them n***a's have not steered her wrong with the material they gave her.

Brandy thanks Timbaland for endorsing her new rap career @ MTV.com
Watch her go: Bran'Nu spits live @ Miami

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Mariah to tour with Memoirs of an imperfect angel

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Mariah's 'Angels advocate' tour

In a move that surprised a fart outta me: Miming Mimi will be embarking on a tour in support of her under performing album Memoirs of an imperfect angel titled Angels advocate. I bet Mariah sat at home for weeks to come up with that tour title.

This is good look for Mariah's fans. And I'm talking the HARDCORE fans who can put up with her whack live performances and can see and hear past the mess. Because I sure as hell wouldn't pay a penny to see Mariah live unless I knew beforehand she was gonna die - so I could say "Yeah, saw her live on her last tour". And even then, I'd think twice.

I've got mucho love for Mariah. But she's not that great a live performer. Before she had the strength of her voice to carry everything. Now she's barely got that and struggles to sing her shit well in one live take. And it's not like Mariah can dance, bump, grind and p***y pop to help balance things out. At least Britney walks around a stage for her Circus tour. I bet Mariah won't even do that.

It's a real shame that her Memoirs of an imperfect angel has suffered in the same way E=MC² did. Because just like it's predecessor: it was a solid album, had the potential to do well, and featured more than enough single worthy songs to enjoy a good five single run. Possibly six. But poor single choices released at the worst possible times, hesistance and really awful videos has once again stalled Mariah's sales. Hopefully for her, this tour will help things.

Reviews of the albums L.A Reid f**ked up on: Memoirs of an imperfect angel & E=MC²

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